What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Randomize
