Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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