I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
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