We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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