what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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