I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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