Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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