How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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