the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
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