She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
That was before I lit my hair on fire
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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