in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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