Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
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