Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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