she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Randomize
