I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
A+ Viking dick
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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