We're like a lot better than the average bears
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
We had to coat check the pizza.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
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