Woke up this morning to a janitor hitting me in the head with his bucket in the hallway of my building. An alumni was next to me because we locked ourselves out of my room and couldn't figure out where my roommates were.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
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