check it out our google latitudes are spooning
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
We have so much sex to catch up on
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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