Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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