I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
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