new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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