what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
a search helicopter?!
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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