When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
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