Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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