like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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