turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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