My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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