"it" just moved
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Reggie can tackle my bush.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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