I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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