i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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