it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I just googled if crying burns calories
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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