WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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