If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
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