i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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