AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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