Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Randomize
