After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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