She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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