Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
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