the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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