For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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