I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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