Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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