yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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