So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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