so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
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