Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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I wish you could order shots online.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
The feeling are messing with the penis
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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