areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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