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yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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