He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Randomize
