Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
she told me i tasted like america
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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