There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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