I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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